Brilliance Personified

The greatest personification of brilliance is found in our beloved nincompoop former President, Geo Dubya Brush. Look at these bloopers...maybe they're not bloopers. They were done as formal speeches.

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body, to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(Wow!!)




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)




A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

(Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, but maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping
the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What you doing with my head?)





The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)





The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)




Some lions mate over 50 time s a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)




Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)





Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)





A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)





Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that, too.)





Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

A bad cat day

Take a look at some frantic, bad cats.

Funny Accidents

Want to see funny accidents on a short video? If so, click.

Newest Clouded Leopards

Yesterday, the National Zoo made the discovery of twin clouded leopard cubs in the Conservation and Research Center of the zoo.














Hand raising of the babies seems to be the best policy since mother clouded leopards sometimes lose one or more cubs, sometimes by accidentally killing one or purposely destroying one. To more more sure of their survival, the babies are being cared for by humans.

These are the first of their kind to be born at this zoo in sixteen years. Their parents were brought in from Thailand last year. Obviously, the pair mated without anyone being aware of it.

Computer Addiction? Test to find out.

Here's a quick and very simple test for you to take. This just proves that we have become WAY too 'dependent' on our computers.

Q. How many legs do you have?

A. To find out the answer, look down .. . ...

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LOOK down, not scroll down!

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"